doing a Ben

When a very clumsy mandem accidently spits on themself.

Ben:*does a Ben*
Ben: Shit blud, i just fatty spat on myself innit :(
Ginge: disallow your bad self mandem!
Jam: Stop doing a Ben or your clothes will get wet rofl.
Ben:*toots on the zoot*

Doing a ben

Doing a Ben is equivalent of someone fucking off for a good couple weeks then randomly sliding back back into your DMs out of nowhere

‘OMG Karen did a Ben’
‘That’s such a Ben move’
‘Stop doing a ben’

doing the charles

1. The action of committing a sudden, blunt act of fruity or homosexual nature.
2. Doing a situationally strange action in front of a group of your friends, such as sucking the end of a dirty hairbrush.

Brady: “What was Gabriel doing with that fried eggplant last night at the campfire?”
Ricky: “I saw that, mans really started doing the charles.”

Do a Telf

The practice of opening a packet of crisps by separating 3 of the four sides and then laying them on the table for the communal enjoyment of everyone in the vicinity. Usually undertaken in a public house setting.

I'm going to "do a Telf" with my ready salted crisps
Hey Boysie, why don't you "do a Telf" with your crisps so we can all have some

Doing a Toeran

Disappearing for a prolonged amount of time without a trace. ( Alternatively saying you will be right back in 5 minutes and disappearing for the entire day.)

God damnit, Aiden's 'Doing a Toeran'.

Doing a Keith

Styling out a ladder freefall with the grace of a ballerina but blitzing a gallon of paint on every surface in sight.

Today I was carrying a tin of pain but ended up doing a Keith.

do-it-yourselfer

A person who likes creating things from materials himself/herself (often watching video tutorials on the Internet).

It is a well-established store patronized by many of carpenters, the interior-designers and the do-it-yourselfers.