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Pack bigger dips then lane and can kick anyone ass
Dylan is a bad bitch, don’t fuck with her
Dylan gets all the bitches but he fucks up talking to them. He calls people a negro he also likes mr. santel. He is a piece of shit that can barely do anything. He also has a micro-penis
Dylan get girls with his looks not his personality
The biggest loser in the world. has a small penis and doesn’t know how to get a girl a after you the doesn’t look like a horse.
Damn dude dylans new girl looks like a horse he really downgraded
Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.
This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"
“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds”
“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
Dylan is one of the best kisser's ever known. If you were to ever get the chance to makeout with Dylan your in luck. But too bad cause he is a very loyal boy to his future wife Andrea Martinez.
"Who do you guys think the best kisser is"?
"Its obviously Dylan, Did you not hear what Andrea said about his kissing skills"?