E-Battle

When two or more people have a rap battle on a internet messaging network such as msn because they are too pussy to get on da mic.

Colin: Hey... r u up 4 a E-Battle? U go 1st.
Craig: No, get some balls u wana-b.

Gamer-e

The most badass gamer in existence. Every task he follows through with and everything he enjoys is fucking awesome.

EVERYTHING.

You WISH you could be him. He makes all of y'all look like pussies by comparison.

Holy fuck! Here comes Gamer-e! Man, fuck this shit, I'm getting out of here! I value my dignity!

e-whore

Electronic prostitution in exchange for gear and items in a game. The e-whore shouldn’t ever be confused with it’s an entrepreneur counterpart in real life seeing as in reality prostitutes actually get something of value out of it. But with the risk of STIs.

How do they “sell” their bodies without having anyone physically touch them? Webcam.

They,turn on a webcam and remove clothing, give false satisfaction to someone else without any emotional attachment from either end. So there you have it folks a prime definition of an e-whore ^^

e-ztarded

A person who drives in the e-z pass toll lane who does not have an e-z pass. The person is then shocked and confused when they go to the pay window and no one is there to take there money

Driver without E-Z pass- "What do I do? There is no one in the booth here for me to pay my toll!?"

Driver with E-Z Pass behind them- "Drive through moron, it's an e-z pass lane. That jerk is definetly e-ztarded"

e-virgin

Someone who has never personally experienced cyber-sex.

*Example 1*
*While Dr.Haxxor999 and Cherrylicious is in a chatroom*
Dr.Haxxor999: So baby, interested in cybering?
Cherrylicious: What's that...?
Dr.Haxxor999: You mean to tell me that you're an e-virgin...
Cherrylicious: I guess so...?

*Example two*
*Bob logs on AIM* *Steve logs on AIM*
Bob: Dude! Was that Cherrylicious's first time e-doing it with Dr.Haxxor999?
Steve: Yeah it was! Well... she's not a e-virgin anymore...

E-Card

Also known as an Electronic Card. E cards are sent through any form of online communication or mobile device. They can say anything from happy birthday to merry Christmas.
This card also lets the receiver know how insignificant they are in this world. An E card is basically A big FUCK YOU to receiver. Do yourself a favor and dont send e cards to people.

My parents just sent me and E-Card man, they hate me. Fuck my life

e-game

the ability to pick up women via interent correspondence.

Yo Jimmy couldnt pick up shit in real life, but he spits mad e-game.