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HORNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
STOP TOUCHING ME, YOU'RE SO ETHAN!!!
Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.
His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.
This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons
Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan
His fucken arms are the size of my le-
oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES
on of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet if you don’t know him he may come off as mean sometimes but that’s because he speaks everything on his mind, if he has something to say to someone or about someone he’ll say it right to their face. he has the best humor to ever exist, he’s REALLY fine and handsome but won’t agree to it. his smile can light up a room, he has the prettiest eyes that are so easy to get lost in. he hates wearing jeans but has an amazing style, his sweats, t-shirts, and his shoe game. he’s the BEST boyfriend ever, he cares A LOT about you if he trusts you, it’s not hard to gain an ethan’s trust you just have to be the right person with the right attitude. once you get to know him he is one of the most kindhearted, selfless people you’ll ever meet. and once you get an ethan be careful because if you mess it up you’ll loose his trust and he’ll completely cut you off, it’s EXTREMELY hard to gain his trust back. but if it’s something small he’ll usually forgive you. he is EXTREMELY loyal and won’t date a girl he know will cheat, if your feeling insecure about something go talk to an ethan because he’s not afraid to tell you that your the most beautiful girl in the world, when you ask what he likes about you he’ll say everything. he will change your life in some shape or form, so when you get an ethan make sure you hold on to him because if you lose him you’re gonna miss him more than anything and will wanna do anything to get him back.
i love you ethan<3 p.s. he’s also a REALLY good kisser and doesn’t think he has a big d but we all know deep down he does.
girl #1: who is that
girl #2: oh that’s ethan
He is the person who is not normal, or don't get to sit at the cool lunch tables
Guy 1: Poor Ethan, he is trying to have friends.
Guy 2: That person? He is a fucked up person.
Guy 1: How? I heard Ethan tried to help Madison doing her homework.
Guy 2: No, you got it wrong..
Ethan is a chill dude
Ethan: Hey guy, how’s it goin?
Me: Cums in pants
“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”