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When a man shaves his groin and using a sponge applies green food coloring to the penis and scrotum.
I fed her with my green eggs and ham this morning.
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when a guy cums inside a girl and then pisses inside of her.
if in a threesome, serve one of the people a healthy serving of egg drop soup by cumming in the other one and then piss inside, right after. you've created a delightful dish of egg drop soup. try not to spill any....
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The inevitable by-product of two or more gay dudes having sex within the confines of a hot tub. In effect, semen that is ejaculated into the water, then floats in the bubbling man stew, giving the exact appearance of egg drop soup.
Guy to his girlfriend - "Let's be sure to take kitchen strainer to the hot tub next time we go. Remember the last time we used a tub that some gay dudes banged each other in and created some egg drop soup!"
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A toilet filled with urine and a large amount of toilet paper.
Phil: Hey, Tom that restroom was full of egg drop soup!
Tom: Gross!
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When a kid is leaving secondary school, and on his last day he goes mental and eggs the whole school, top to bottom.
Did you hear about Eggs: the final assault at that school nearby?
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A guy from Discord that likes Terraria and Nyanners
Egg, Nyanners Fanboy: I am an Egg
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Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.
Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.
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