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The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.
Person A: Dude I just broke up with Jenna
Person B: I know, I saw you doing a Facebook Breakup
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adj. tending to oppose changes made by Facebook, Inc. to the facebook website's layout.
n. one who has a facebook-conservative outlook
Ted: I don't like the new photo viewer on facebook...
Fred: You're totally facebook-conservative, man.
Sam: I really wish Facebook would stop changing everything.
Pam: You're definitely a Facebook-Conservative.
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Facebook Sniper: Someone who seems to always IM you immediately after you log in.
Steve: Ok, so what's new today... Dang it! I just logged on and this guy is already instant messaging me! This guy is a total Facebook Sniper!
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When two people keep poking one another back and forth like two fencers in a close match.
Kate poked me. Poke back? Hell yes. I am so Facebook Fencing this bitch.
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When a person finds it necessary to post a problem they are having on the internet for the world to see so maybe, just MAYBE, they can find someone that agrees with them and that will show sympathy for their plight.
Facebook Validation---Post by John Doe: Fair or not fair? Tell me how you would feel if your girlfriend/fiance/significant other went out all night and did not call to let you know where she was. Can someone please help me out with this?
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When a person signs on and off of facebook repeatedly in a specific period of time
Mary: John has signed off facebook 7 times in the last 3 minutes.
Jane: Don't worry; he's just having facebook seizure.
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The practice of forcing another party to behave in an involuntary manner (whether through action or inaction) by use of threats, intimidation or some other form of pressure or force. Such actions are used as leverage, to force the victim to act in the desired way.
She told me she wont be my friend unless I de-friend him. That's Facebook coercion!
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