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On February 1st, everybody who is shorter in a friend group than the person who is tallest must listen to the tallest until February 2nd.
On February 1st, you might see taller people tell other people to do what they want.
February 1st is national weezer day.
Mike: "What day is it?"
Sam: "It's February 1st."
Mike: "WEE OOO I LOOK JUST LIKE BUDDY HOLLY-"
Mustache fetish day! February 1st is national mustache fetish day!
friends: what day is it today?
Mallorie: it's February 1st! mustache fetish!
National boy pussy appreciation day
-Dude, do you know what day it is?!
-Who cares? It's February 1st!
-My guy, it's the national boy pussy appreciation day!!
February 17th of 2016 is the date where some dumb kid stacks bricks on a glass table in his house. Then, the unexpected happens. The bricks collapse and the table breaks completely. Then he continues to say the iconic words, "Oh no, our table, it's broken!"
Ronaldo: Hey did you know it's February 17th?
Alex: No, why?
Ronaldo: Today we honor the table that has broken on February 17th 2016.
Marscela Fernandes Birthdayy!!😱😱
?- Hey what day is it today?
You- February 1
?- OMG ISNT MARCELAS BIRTHDAY?!?
you- YES. THE FACT U HAD TO ASK ME THE DAY IS CRAZY HOW CAN U FORGET FEBRUARY 1 🙎🏻 ♀️!!
The most annoying people were born on this day. They talk a lot and don’t know how to stop talking 🙊 If you have a friend born on this day i feel bad for you 😿 AND IF U WERE BORN ON THIS DAY, NOBODY LIKES U (this is personal)
Person 1 : Why does JAIME act like that?
Person 2 : Ohhhh it’s cuz his birthday February 1st
Person 1 : oh now I understand 😬