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The sickest , sicker than Kerser
Sickly foal from brown desert , sickly is the sickest , S-s-sickly is the sickest
To get your cheeks taken and or busted
Big Dave gave Tommy a beat down from the seat down and then sold Tommy to Bubba for a honey bun a week later
The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)
Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.
Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*
When one pours a bit of juice into a credit card and drinks it. It tastes different when you drink the juice from the credit card.
Holt: What are you doing?
Alejandro: I’m drinking juice from a credit card.
Holt: What flavor?
Alejandro: Fruit Punch, it’s the best!
Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School
Haziqah from Commonwealth Secondary School
Eventually the word will fade from existence, and we will all die
its a type of pact that’s used by two people who love each other to the point they could die for each other. It can be used in any beliefs, first you need a paper and then you write your name, you need to write your intentions to the loved ones and at the end add a sentence “I promise that I’ll give you my everything from blood to soul” then your partner does the same, you both sign it by your names and your blood shaped like heart at the end you need to burn it to make sure no one will ever separate you such a cute marriage!!
A: Hey why do you have a scar on your finger..?
B:Oh it’s because I took a love pact from blood to soul with my boyfriend!!<3
A: aww thats so cute!!