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flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by craig March 12, 2003

1047๐Ÿ‘ 226๐Ÿ‘Ž


useless fuck

A developer who does more damage to a codebase than good.

Oh him? He's a useless fuck and has been been sidewards shuffled into the test team.

by b00fhead September 27, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shits fucked

Simplifying all the details in a fucked up situation.

Mr. Giggins: "First I find out my girlfriend cheated on me, then I find out she is actually a prostitute, and then I find out my Dad is a homosexual!"

Dr. Hyphy: "shits fucked"

by zomblerz November 22, 2009

60๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck monkey

A fuck monkey is a rude and irritating person. They usually are someone who touch people in weird and aggravating ways. (Such as flicking them or slapping their neck randomly.) They are usually very loud as well.

Kyle: *walks by Peter and slaps his neck*
Peter: Screw you, fuck monkey!

by SlutVista December 3, 2015

40๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucked ugly

Used to describe any person who entered a relationship beautiful and full of life, but who left said relationship worn and drained of their vitality due to rough intercourse.

1) Yo, Britney used to be the new hotness, but K-Fed fucked her ugly.
2) What's up with Lindsey Lohan? She looks like she was fucked ugly...
3) Remember Kat? Well, she used to be hot, but after she got with that dude, she was fucked way ugly.

by ccmas July 9, 2006

35๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


gay fucking

The process in which a gay guy nails the sweet tight ass of another male, gay or not

S-Man Jared gay fucked the whit out of me last night
H-You gay man?
S-Nah just horny as hell
H-Ah well maybe later we can do some hot gay fucking

by hornymanjerkingnow January 6, 2014

37๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck Texas

a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.

Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!

by holyfuckingshitihatetexas January 22, 2014

36๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž