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❌hi❌ State F❌❌tball

A team that is known for being Michigan’s son and doesn’t go to big ten championships.

Person 1: Did you see that ❌hi❌ State f❌❌tball game?

Person 2: Yeah! They suck, like, how do you lead 20-17 at halftime, then allow 28 unanswered and only score 3 the rest of the game?

by Professional Hoe Getter December 1, 2022


Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

Hi I don't use the taenun username at Urban Dictionary.

by Kmqq April 22, 2023


oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus?

A common reaction to goatse.

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

by A pseudonym March 13, 2005

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National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day

Your guy friend MUST give you his sweater today(November 1st through November 5th)

It's National Guy Friend Gives a Girl his Sweater Day! Give me your sweater!

by AlltheGurls&Boys November 1, 2019

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Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

by lover of cum January 16, 2009

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Do you know where Thanos keeps his rocks?

The phrase a tweaker says when they're looking for some tweak on the street but want to be incognito about it.

Pino was looking for some meth when he started scream "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THANOS KEEPS HIS ROCKS?!"

by slippy & farrett March 22, 2019

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crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

by ronnachu August 18, 2009

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