Giant horse, cock and balls

A saying that emphasizes the s cons part of something. For example if you see a horse of spiders you would say “giant horse” and then when the massive spider appears you finish it off with “cock and balls”

“Giant horse, cock and balls” said emily

I call horse nuts

I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit

Why did that not count, I call Horse Nuts

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1 Man 1 Horse

When you insert Ketamine up inside your arsehole and trip the fuck out

Yarrrrrr lad, I absolutely 1 man 1 horsed the mrs last night

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dog horse magenta dildo

The type of 18 inch dildo that you can find under your grandmothers bed. Can safely be used on dogs if proper steps are taken, and can even be used to please a stallion. Most are magenta colored as a symbol of femininity.

Michael: “Guess what guys? I found a dog horse magenta dildo under my grandma’s bed. I wonder how much of it she can take!

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horse magic baby juice

The cream that gives yo horses the herps.

The male horse sprayed its magic baby juice all up in dat junk.

#Horse magic baby juice

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mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss

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When the horse winks back

When you pull down a girls pants and she has fat pussy lips.

I saw that girls nasty vagina last night and the when the horse winks back

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