Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
A Discord server created by HumanEditz, mainly dead. But it's still remembered in multiple Powerscaling servers such as Cappycity and Red Reality.
Yo Bro, that controversy at Human Hotel was FIRE!
Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.
John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.
There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.
And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.
When you puke a shit ton and look like a fountain
bro, he stuck his fingers in his mouth and did the human fountain
a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.