Brain boof

When you have a moment where you can’t remember something that’s seemingly simple.

Used to be called a "brain fart" until the Supreme Court certified the new meaning of the term "boof" per Brett Kavanaugh.

I was at a party last night and a guy I knew from college walked in. I went to greet him and I had a total brain boof when it came to remembering his name!

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sick brains

a good old fashion blowjob

your chick gave me sick brains behind blockbuster

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barf brain

When the recipient of oral sex is vomited on.

I threw up on my man while giving him head. He got barf brain!!

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brain garbage

1. useless clutter that fills brain space, such as infomercial jingles, ex-significant-others' egg preferences, etc.

2. the jumbled words that mistakenly escape when one attempts to speak when tired, intoxicated, or otherwise distracted

"I totally spewed brain garbage all over Josh when he asked me what time it was. I think I told him 'no, I like green apples.'"

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big brain

a person who wont shut up and listen

*music plays* sInGs: Big brain is a person, who wont shut up and listen

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big brain

the opposite of small brain

me in a mirror: dude you're so big brain
also me: nah man im small brain

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Kemosabe Brain

A joking term referring to the disorientation, forgetfulness, random changes in opinion and taste, and other mental problems that result from chemotherapy. Also spelled chemosabe.

'Why are you dressed up?'
'Because it's Saturday, and we're going to your prat of a brother-in-law's birthday party. Remember?'
'Oh, the Tory Tottenham supporter? I like him. I forgot to buy a present!'
'Yeah...bit of kemosabe brain, there?'

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