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An island in Norway often called Loften Islands of the coast of Norway
Me: Hey do you know where Lyngvaer Islands is?
You: Where is what?
Me: You know Lyngvaer Islands.... Loften islands.
You: Oh... Just off the south coast of Norway
When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)
"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"
A borderline psychotic episode induced by over indulgence (or any indulgence at all) of Long Island Iced Tea(s).
My friend had to be escorted out through the bar alley due to a Long Island meltdown triggered by a joke about some guy looking like "The Brain Surgeon" from the show, Dexter.
The action of giving a rim job while intoxicated on heroin
“The Long Island patty I received yesterday from Jessica was insanely messy and she kept missing my anus because of all of the heroin she took”
The most littlest Island on the Chesapeake. We got boats and hoes.
Yo are you going to Gibson Island?
Hell yea man, it’s lit!
when a man and woman decide 2 fool around in cold weather conditions but the man cant get erect enough to go inside her.
me and my boyfriend tried to get it on on the snow but he got an islandic penguin.
Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever
After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider