Damson jammed is a statement used when a female is aroused or when her pussy is throbbing.
*Brandon sends video*
Cerys: “oh daddy, I’m damson jammed.”
Brandon: wtf does that mean hahahaha
Cerys: secret
Brandon: google did not help me what a fat twat *gay ass pic of Theo pikachu*
when something is simply pointless
to play for butter and jam
“You guys are playing for butter and jam! It’s a lost game.”
Another name for period sex
I was fucking this bitch,when I found out she was putting jam on the pickle,or jam on my pickle.
Spending the whole day hanging out with people in a car with lit music.
Yo my feet hurt cuz we spent the whole day on that roller jam
When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.
Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.
A response to encountering a difficulty
Oh I’ve lost my phone, bad jam