Ghost Job

You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.

Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."

Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"

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Bowl Job

When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.

Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.

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bro job

When a coworker is infatuated with another coworkers penis. He stares at it all day. He will curiously ask how big it is, if you have foreskin, do you cum a lot, etc. Soon he will ask to give you a blow job at work.

Vargass: “Dood how big is your dick?”
Coworker: “WTF?”
Vargass: “c’mon man let me suck it… it's called a Bro Job... no homo of course.”

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snuff job

To fire employees or kill off a project, especially at work.

Watch out - the boss is out to do a snuff job on Dan. Don't get in the way.

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chin job

when you seductively scratchy/ rub underneath someones chin in a sexual manner.

Eliana come over here and give me a chin job;) Only if you give me one alyssa...

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flush job

to flush the toilet in the same house hold as one who is taking a shower so the water gets cold and limp.

adams dad: which one of you cock suckers gave me a flush job?

joey: sorry had to drop a deuce.

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hantoun job

to lick the pussy smiling with your tongue out going up and down with your eyes shut tight

i gave her a hantoun job yesterday she came all over my face

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