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Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.
"Bro put some lotion on your legs"
"Nah I'm good"
"You're a Kevin Durant, fr"
Leaving your team when they can't make the finals for 4 years and sign with a team that wins a championship right after
A goat like figure. Also known as the slim reaper or the “snake”
Kevin Durant with the bucket
To leave your team and join forces with the team that you can’t defeat to win a championship.
David: I want to Kevin Durant this team so bad.
The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*
Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.