Kyle is the kind of dude that tries too hard just so people will like him. He also is a predator who plays baseball. Kyle has some of the prettiest eyes ever but you might get disappointed when you see the rest of his face. And he cheats on math work all the time. When Kyle talks about having "hoes" it will make you bubble with laughter. Also math teachers love Kyle and don't care what he does.
Nice Girl: I think I like Kyle
Me: L-o-freaking-l
Puncher of Drywall, consumer of Monster Energy, and natural bro for life.
Man, kyle is such a BRO! he handed me a monster, then jumped through the wall like the fucken KOOL-AID man!
the only creature that can overcome a Karen
Karen: Get off the campus!
Kyle: QUIT YELLING AT ME! ARHGHGSD ARHAS DAHSD aREHRH! (wins agument)
A guy who is kind and funny. He is always there for someone and you will instantly be his friend if you get to know him and socialize with him. He has an amazing personality. He may not know everyone but he knows you. He's always heartbroken by his girlfriends but cheering him up will help. He will always be with you and help you as long as he can.
James: Is that Kyle over there?
Dan: Yeah, he is really amazing, you should talk to him.
Kyle is someone who drinks many Monsters and may have several holes in his walls. Kyles typically have no more than 2 GCSEs
Boy: come over to my house
Girl: okay kyle
*girl and boy walk into Kyles room*
*girl sees lots of holes in his walls*
Boy: so cool rite