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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Master And Slave (the peripherals and accessories of computer electronics)
Master Eon is the main protagonist of Skylanders. Acting as assistance to the player in the form of a floating head giving the player tips. The reason he appears as a floating head is because Kaos (the main antagonist) absolutely obliterated The Core Of Light (the lore reason as to why Skylanders exists).
P1: Yo dude look its Master Eon
P2: Zamn bro has a fine beard
Master Eon: SKYLANDERS OF THE FIRE ELEMENT ARE STRONGER IN THIS ZONE
P1: I'm switching to a fire Skylander then
P2: Master Eon should just stfu
chris/crystal the swaggy master
chris is so swag she’s the swag master i can’t believe they’re so swag 🤯🤯
A final boss battle in your roach infested home where the roach is about 2 inches, it appears to fly and moves very fast, faster than the human eye can see. If you can kill this beast, every single roach in a 2 mile radius will instantly combust.
Bro, did you see that huge cockroach, I think they call him master roach.
Bill Gates new title after his divorce.
Did you hear that Bill Gates propagated viruses and then sold antivirus technology?
We don't call him that anymore... After his wife divorced him, his new name is Master Gates.
Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you
The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP
also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love
A.K.A jason
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sneezing and ejaculating onto a woman's cleavage
She got me so turnt I mastered out right there on the spot.