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Backing into a parking spot. Backing into a parking spot so well, surrounding bystanders are just creaming their pants.
I once Mike Tated at an Applebees and I saw this chick’s knees buckle with excitement and pleasure.
A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.
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Term for when you cum in your own belly button
Bro yesterday I did a Big Mike at least 3 times.
Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.
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The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
micheal afton but shorter
random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing