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A Pimple That Is So Fucking Huge It Takes 10 Fucking Poeple To Pop That Mother Fucker
Holy Shit Carl That Is One Big Fat Mother Fucking Pimple
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Possibly one of Burger King's greatest inventions, this burger has no limits. This burger has no wrongs. This burger just smells like 'Awesome'. This burger tastes best with a motherfucking bong. The 'Double Cheese Mother-Fucking Bacon Burger' has even brought WWII bad ass veterans to tears as they chewed into 'the King's masterpiece'. Basically go buy one.
Friend Guy 1: "You know what I could do with now?!"
Friend Guy 2: "What?"
Friend Guy 1: "A double cheese mother-fucking bacon burger."
Friend Guy 2: "Wow eh. Wow."
Hombre Uno: "Juan tengo hambre."
Hombre Dos: "¿Pues doble queso madre follando tocino hamburguesa, Si?
Hombre Uno: "¡Yúúm Yúúm!"
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A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.
Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!
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One of the worst "ur mom gay" insults to be created, only to be used in dire circumstances, as it may cause the person inflicted with this curse to develop degenerative brain diseases.
Billy: ur mom gay
Timmy: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur ͊s͞i̟ster̈ a̠ ͤmi̇stér
Timmy: ur̈́ b̭r̅oͥtͪh͆e̔r͚ aͭ ͇mͦȍtḣér
Billy: ū͋ṛ ̀҉̾g̳r̥̂a͆nͥnͪͥÿ̭́͟ a͊͢ ț͊̆r̴̟̩an̪͊ny
Timmy: ųr̀ ̠g̙ͣ̐ṙ̺a͎͡nͣd̃p͋a̯p͔̝ ͢a̟̰ ̢t͖r̈a͈͍͜p̍͛
Billy: ur̩ ͇͓ň̼ͩȩͤͮic͏ẽ̞ ̻̉ob ͍e̩̮ͩse̯
Timmy: u̖̦̦̩̅r ̧̛̬̩̄šo̜͉̖ͮ̀n ̃͋a̜͚̋ͦͭ ̈́̄n̼͝͞ǔ̫nͣͩ
*Billy gasps as he experiences physical pain
Billy: ù͖̩̓̕r b͎ř͔͍͛o͒̐ ̥̔ͣ̐a̫ ̇̉ho̯ȅ̬
Timmy: u̬ͭ͌ͭ̏ͮ͛͜r̥̓͐ r͈̟̱̮̍a̒̌̕c̉e h̨̅̕̚ȃs ̴̛̞̠̳͂gay̞̓ṡ͒
Billy: uͦr̥̉͛͐̈́́̑͒͛͟ ͍̺̳ances̋ͪ̚t̵ors̰͔̲̒͌ ͋̆̈͞inc̛͙̊̈̽es̜̿to̬̲͟ͅṟ̐͑̔s̨̤͗̚͝
Timmy: u̍ͫͦ̽͢r̯̲̾̌͘ ͐͂̌famiͣl͌ͬ͊̀̍̕ẏ̹̭̜̼ ̠ͫtȑ͓͔ͫ̿̎e̢͓̹͇ͅe͖ͤ̉̊ ̺͇͆l͕g̜b͐t̼
Billy: ù̬̼̖̠̳̝̬̺̉͂ͤr͆ f̶̨̦a̡m̛̤̟͇͎̓̑̏í̶̶̡͎̥͙̬̬̅̽̔̉ͧ̓̑́͝ly̍ͥ ͆reu̕͠nio͡n͘ ̨̘͓̀̾a̢̝͚̬͎̺̲̗ͤ̉͘ ̜̌͋ͫ͒͏͕̼̓̀̔ḫǫ̧̞͉͔̠̮̓̿̇̐̈́̚͘m̹̜̖̙̎́̏͒͞͝͞o͛̃ṡ̢͙̼͆͋̊ͩ̒̀e̙̺̟͚ͣͦ͞x̹̥̖̞̳̽͋͆̾̇͆͜͠͠u̘̞̫͉̎͗ͮ̒̐͋ a̠̙l̵͇̪̃ͯ͞ ̢̹ͦ͜͢c͔̔͛ớ̡̩͓̗̗͔̉͗͌̋ͧͮ̋͠m͍̟̮̯̯̱ͧͤm̢̛̳͐͘͟uṋͧ̈͒͘i͖̳̯ọ͛ͨ͗̚n ̭̞͔
*Timmy receives a vigorous blow and trips
Timmy: u̩̠ͩ͐̆̑̚r̥̫̈̊̅̅̀͜ ̢͎̦̱̯spͧẹ̡̟̩̮ͪͤ̊ͬ̄ͬͯ̎̕͜͝ć̼̭̲͇̞̫ͨ̾̄ͭ͆̊ͣ͜͠͞ͅiẽ̡̹̳̒̿̀͒s̻̫̪ͅ ̴̢̙̜̗̲̬͒̒ͪ͗̽̒̉̄́̑̚͢͜f̫eͤc̀ë̥̯̪̓͆̃̂ s̯̘̼̓̋͡
*Billy's balance becomes offset after sustaining a forceful impact
Billy: u̧͚̠͖̫̩̖̗̓̀́͆̕rͫ̉̿ ̟̉g͍̠͔̙̗̗͙̣̉ͧ̾̕ͅe̢͔̗͉̖̭͇ͨͧͧ̇̊̔̈ͯͤ͘͢n̶̮̮̪͙̘ͮ͠͞u̹̣̗̱̫̔̀́sͭ ̩͔͛̈̎͗̚͝l̦͉̜̪ͨ̄̓͑i̞͢͞kͭȩ̶̶̓ṣ͑͋̈́ ̛͕̘̯̦̒̎ͯ́̀̕͟͠p̯̩͖̹e̺̐ͪͅṋ̤͈ͨͥ̂͋í̶͉͔͎͚͈̈́̌̓ͨ̈́sͣ
*Timmy stumbles back in pain
Timmy: dont make me do this Billy
Billy: Bet
Timmy: ur significant other ur biological mother
*Billy writhes in pain and agony before his body becomes consumed by his autism
What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
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stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.
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Literally beat the shit out of your mom
God I love National beat your mother to a pult day
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