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Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

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Obamas Last Name

Well many people might not believe this but Obamas last name is Obama! People might get confused but trust me its not confusing basically its like saying whats (Anna Jackson) Jacksons last name😐😐😐😐😐😐

Chad: No one in this world knows obamas last name.
You: Obamas last name is Obama 😐😐
Chad: Nahh fam 😐 you ruined the joke LLL bozo bozo bo-
You: stfu jokes are ment to be funny for example the day you were born 😐😐😐
Chad: 😭😭😭

by πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«ThatDizzyGuyπŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« April 19, 2022

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Obama's last name

Though we all know Obama's last name will most likely never be truly discovered, some may argue that his last name could be "the second", and judging at his full name from google, "Barack Hussein Obama II", I would agree

P1: hey, P2, have we found out Obama's last name yet?
P2: sadly, I don't think so.
P3: actually, his last name is "the second", look it up!

by Shuit March 9, 2022

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Obama's last name

Obama's last name is Obama. His first name is Barack. I have no clue what Michelle's maiden name is.

Young Me: What is Obama's last name?
My mom: It's Obama. Barack is his first name.

by iloveurbandictionaryπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜ƒ April 20, 2022

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National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day is the day when you can stairban a furry that is named zirin.

"oh shit i just got stairbanned"
"haha it is National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day"
"I'm not named zirin and I'm not a furry"
"oh"

by \\\/\ October 27, 2020


Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?

Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023


cloud name

cloud is a terrible friend and you should never be friends with them /j in reality, cloud is a lovely person with lynx disease and has terrible pitch although they try very hard. they love the song β€œall i want for christmas is you” by mariah carrie. cloud is most likely found with their lovely partners. hold on to cloud, and let go because a cloud is literally just floating vapor what the fuck.

person: what are you doing tonight?
you: handing out with cloud name
(lovely person, probably has a piss kink…..)

by penis_mmmmmm November 22, 2021