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treadmill boob

A name for Rachele of SBR groupie fame, thought of at the Rock 'n Roll McDonald's by Mike referring to Cosmo's enjoyment of Rachele's shall we say...assets? Particularly on the treadmill during gym.

Damn, that crazy Treadmill-boob got drunk tonight.

by Noah a.k.a Mart-in April 11, 2004

1πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


redneck boob lift

Using duct tape to lift sagging boobs because you cant afford to have them surgically lifted.

Wow.. her boobs are really perky. She doesnt have money so it must be a redneck boob lift.

by evil fornication March 9, 2014

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


boobs to ass cover ratio

A ratio used in project evaluation in relationship investment management.

A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.

Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.

The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as β€œlarge cup stocks”.

This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.

Bro #1: Oi Steve, have you seen the knockers on that girl right there?
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat

Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.

by InvestmentBankRejects May 29, 2010

54πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


National suck boob day

National suck boob day is when a girl chooses any boy to go in a secret place and then they will suck her boobs

Hey have you picked a boy to suck your boobs yet
No what is it

National suck boob day is when you can pick a boy to suck your boobs anywhere and anytime and for how long u want

I’m going to tell my boyfriend about that now

by Jackostar January 6, 2021

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Oh My Big Boobs!

a set of words, often shouted when in extreme fustration or annoyance.

Mark: ha i pwned you noob!
Bob: Oh My Big Boobs!

by Almightypickle April 21, 2008

13πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Facebook Newb Boob

One who is not yet acquainted with the ways and etiquette of facebook, (for example liking one's own status, commenting on one's own status before others comment, writing in all caps) A facebook newbie, if you will.

Wow, Sean is such a facebook newb boob.

She must be new to facebook, she is always newb boobing.

by Lorenzo in a Benzo February 4, 2010

3πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


BPB (Back Problem Boobs)

Boobs that are so large that they cause back problems.

Yo man, that girl is stacked. She's got a mad case of BPB (Back Problem Boobs).

by boob enthusiast February 11, 2010