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After a male is done masturbating and he puts his penis back into his pants real quick and the tip is real sensitive so it makes you cringe when the tip rubs on the inside ya pants.
man that was a good jack off session but once i put my wang back in my pants i got a mad case of the penis chimbers!
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Spicy and long it becomes erect in times of war and conflict.
At the start of the war the afghan penis swelled to impressive size
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some one who is infatuated with the male genital region, pulling at it is one of there more favoured activities.
did you hear johns mum is a penis puller, thats why were never invited over, his dad and him wear cricket boxes because she almost ripped his dad's off once.
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A random word to shoutout in those awkward or silent moments
*Marriage Troubles*
Husband: "You don't fuck no more, I should never have put a rock on your finger''
Wife: "Well your dick aint big enough to satisfy me you jerk''
Husband: "Well your sister wasn't complaining before the ceremony!''
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Wife: "WHAT!!?''
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Husband: "Err''
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Husband: "Penis Waffles!''
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instance where the penis may seem raw, or dimpled, somtimez caused by too much masturbatoin.
Due to excessive amount of jacking off, Imran soon suffered from Pickled Penis. Ouch!
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The act of pretending that the knuckle of your hand is a stubby penis. This act is performed to shock onlookers.
One performs this act by covering all but the knuckle of one hand with the other hand, and placing it over one's genitals.
Knuckle Penis is usually performed over clothes, but it is not unheard of to perform the act underneath clothes, and have only the knuckle exposed through the fly.
"On no, Pops is doing knuckle penis again!?"
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