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wherever you are when you start drunk dialing people
This is Cheeds and the LOVEMASTER comin at you from drunk dial central in Yorba Linda, California.
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When someone has more than five shots of alcohol but hasn't blacked out yet.
Dude look at Steven; he's had so much to drink so far but is only at the near-blackout drunk point.
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A raw hot dog cut in half lengthwise, placed on a a hoagie roll, drenched in barbecue sause.
I ate that NC Drunk Dog and cummed in my pants
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When you get so drunk people can smell you from 10 feet away, sometimes your so drunk you can't even speak and your memory becomes ridiculously bad.
Marcelo: Here's the $20 i owe you
(pulls out his wallet)
Drake:thanks
(5 seconds later)
Marcelo: Ohh i gotta give you that $20
(pulls out his wallet)
Marcelo: What the hell happened to my $20
Drake: Your filthy skunk drunk you damn juice bag
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Being so intoxicated off alcohol that you bust out your inner "funk" and show your girl some sexual positions that she's like never to have experienced before.
Hey girl you trying to get out here for some funky drunk lovin'?
I was so funky drunk lovin' last night I pulled out the "flying dutchman".
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The act of getting extremely hammered, not knowing where you are and wandering the streets
jim: hey dude where are you?
matt: i dont know man im willy wonka drunk
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A state of being so drunk that to move you have to grab onto anything and everything much like how Dr. Octopus moved in the movie spiderman.
"Man I was so drunk last night I had to to octopus grab myself inside my house"
"You where Dr. Octopus Drunk!!!"
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