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Dietz Nuts

meat nuts that the company Dietz & Watson made in 1939

Gabe: "Hey Clark! I bought some Dietz Nuts, do you want some Dietz Nuts Clark??"
Clark: "What kind of nuts are they?"
Gabe: "Meat nuts"

by rikaninini April 12, 2022


nut neutralitity

when Ajit Pai stole all of your memes and jacked off to them.

"I now own Porn Hub fools!, get nut neutralitityed!"- Ajit Pai

by titty master 445 December 15, 2017


Dunkin Nuts

To slam dunk your nuts into the target "donut" hole.

Dude 1: hey, last night I was Dunkin nuts with your mom
Dude 2: NOOOO!!!

by Majestic failure October 15, 2016


Wholesome Nutting

When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

Wholesome nutting - When you climax but you don’t nut because the situation became wholesome. Pretty much the same thing, but no cum or horrible feeling about yourself, just mild satisfaction and nostalgia.

“I was jacking off the other day, and just when I climaxed I started thinking of that cute girl I had a nice time with last night and wholesome nutted.”

*after doing the dirty* Did you just wholesome nut? Yeah, I really like you and I just don’t wanna defile you like that, you know?

by Zizoman123 February 9, 2021


Nut Chills

That feeling you get in your nuts when you think of getting some action off of a little hottie.

Awe shit, that hottie just gave me nut chills!

by wordsaregoodlikeboobs July 26, 2014


No nut nekkers

When an Arab never has a wank due to his religion.

I feel sorry for no nut nekkers

by Nonutnekkers February 18, 2018


Nut Run

When you are about to bust, run as fast as you can to the toilet and nut in it.

Person1: Hey, what’s this on your wall?
Person2: Oh, that’s when I failed my nut run.

by hot man ass September 21, 2017