Jump My Bones

to fuck the shit out of someone.... then fuck'em again allll night long! Buckwild Sex!

Hey Estah! Looking mighty finee!I want to tap that badonkadonk of yours and Jump your boness baby! Lets get it on.. on the count of 3.

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On like a chicken bone

Southern US: Definitely happening, with good or exciting results.

From a club ad: "The party will be on like a chicken bone." (the party is definitely set and it's going to be great)

From a fishing tournament newsletter: "The river was on like a chicken bone." (the fish were biting really well)

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Bone apple tea

The best meme in the fucking universe

Just cooked some chikin permission !! Bone apple tea !!

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giving the dog a bone

getting a blow-job. Popularized by the AC/DC song of the same title. Also a pet store chain.

I like to pick up girls at the 'Giving Your a Dog Bone' in the hopes that the store name will subconsciously make a girl want my bone.

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bone palace ballet

the third album of the band Chiodos, although technically their first album was under the name "the chiodos bros."

regardless, it kicks ass

Dude i bought Bone Palace Ballet last night and it was just so beautiful that i cried

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Full blown bone

A supercharged erection of the penis, that makes the testes almost disappear, and veins almost burst on the shaft of the penis.

After waking up from an awesome dream I had full blown bone.

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Give a Dog a Bone

1. Give = Present, feed, hand over, gift
2. Dog = Bitch (Female Dog)
3. Bone = Boner... (Erection)

Math:
Therefore 1+2+3 = Feed a Bitch a Boner

English:
Your about to lay your dick upon a girls mouth, vagina , anus or anyother hole you can find/make...

- CrunkMonk3y "Imma Give a Dog a Bone!!"
- Girl "oooh pick me!"

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