during a particularly vigorous session of intercourse the partner on top drips sweat into his/her partner's eye causing her/him to close the eye and moan arrrgh!
Bill is such a sweaty bed monkey, last night he gave me a sweaty pirate!
Do you think he's a pirate's night kind of white boy? Looks like it.
When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
Someone who stops your workout in the gym or elsewhere
I hate that guy, stealing dumbells, damn gain pirate
A man who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to have satisfaction in a limpy wristed fags cornholio.
There is a dark smelly spirit on that Butt Pirate. I think it smells like poop.
Someone who is possessed by a homosexual poltergeist that influences their mind to like the feeling of the inside of cornholio.
I think that butt pirate is making an error and has an enthatuation with the affections he gets from cornholio.
Someone who goes to adult book stores and has an unnatural affection for cornholio.
Gee, that Butt Pirate has poop on his pole from the Limpy Wristed Fags cornholio.