Don't play yourself

This phrase is used when you catch a person in an outright lie. Catch a person lying to you.

Me, "Don't play yourself, I know you took the last donut!"

Other guy caught taking the donut.... Lolololol

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aggressive ass play

Pretty much like a thursday for your butt

I knew she wanted it bad because she asked for aggressive ass play

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Play pen pirate

An older person that is dating someone under 13.

Eddie is a play pen pirate, his girl cant get into a PG-13 movie.

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Saturday Play Dress

1. A dress worn in normal activities on Saturday, that was probably the dress that worn to go out on Friday night;
2. What a woman might wear to do errands on Saturday, but significantly overdressed for the occasions;
3. A dress, possibly pink, probably polyester, worn on Saturday to go for over-priced coffee, and content-free chat with friends.

I saw that ho at the gas station wearing a Saturday Play Dress, the same pink dress she wore at the club last night.

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Go and play with the traffic

to get lost

Dude, just GO AND PLAY WITH THE TRAFFIC.

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Shorty dont play that

Said when you wont dont something. not something you would do normally.

Mark: Let me copy your test?
Alcie: Nah, shorty dont play that, do it yourself

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playing with the range balls

A gay golfer. A golfer who loves to love men. A golfing homo.

"It looks like Eddie is playing with the range balls."

"The new golf pro is definitely playing with the range balls."

"I'm not joining a threesome with someone who is playing with the range balls."

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