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The type of dress that slutty high school girls wear to homecoming or prom that is so short that when they sit down to take a poop, they don't even have to pull their dress up to go.
Do you see how short that girl's dress is? I would say that that is definitively a poop dress.
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An old person who is lying on the floor in a pile of poop because they have fallen and can't get up to call 911 and nobody is around to help them. Sometimes they can spend days there and they will defecate while waving their arms and legs around in an attempt to get up which will spread the poop around in the shape of an angel.
"Hey you know that old lady down the street whose husband died a few years ago?"
"Ya?"
"Well I saw the paramedics over at her house so I asked them what was up and they said that she had been a poop angel for the last two days."
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A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they
A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering
"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"
B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.
"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"
C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place
"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.
D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.
Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"
Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above
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The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.
Reverse tandem, is facing each other.
Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.
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The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop
-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better
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The act of obnoxiously yet leaisurely pounding one's fist into one's ass while holding the fist in a clenched fasion, whilst the individual is hunched over with their back arched all the while the audience procures enjoyment.
Jack was poop dickin' while the crowd enjoyed with uproarious laughter.
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A metal hanger, usually kept in bathrooms, that is used to break up chunks of fecal matter that may plug the toilet.
"Brian! Brian! I plugged your guy's toilet up."
Brian responds, "Why didn't you use the poop hanger?"
"Poop hanger? What the fuck is that?"
Brian answers, " We keep it on the back of the toilet. You use it to break up large turds so the toilet doesn't plug up"
"That's fucking gross. Get a plunger like a normal person."
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