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Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.
he"s got a big masive cock and balls
I wish I was like Cooper Short.
going without sex or busting a nut for a period of time
"Man I've been on short ever since Kamiyah left me."
During the month of november you can slap anyone under 5'6" with no consequences.
Hey,it's National Slap Short People month!
When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”