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Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft
Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
1. Retarded children or mentally disabled child
Specially abled? You call short bus kids specially abled? They’re just retarded!
A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.
"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits
"LOL" -- narrator
A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.
Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”
“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
a temporary lapse of faculties caused by stressful situations
people who can Short Wire include autistics (like me) and people with PTSD (my sister and step dad)
the best thing to do when someone is short wiring is to leave them alone and let them work through it
whats wrong with that guy?
the fireworks caused him to Short Wire