Side cracker

When yo cracker u fuck wit gotta man she fucking wit and yous be in wit her u know wat im saying and they still be fucking so u gotta keep it on the down low

Some nigga: Yo bitch wanna fuck?

Cracker: Not now you needs to fuck off side cracker my mans is here.

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Side Stack

When playing DOTA, it's similar to your side hoe. The Stack you play with just to get off.

"Man Jeff and Brian are totally my side stack" said Alex

Side-high

To get high off the second hand smoking of weed.

Oh look at Alison she is feeling it too, must be side-high.

Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.

My side Scrapes were nasty last night

East Side Garb It Out.

When citizens of who live on the East Coast of the United States. "Garb It Out". See "Garb It Out"

a. East side garb it out.
b. West side garb it out.
c. Garb, garb, garb, now garb it out.

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Side Beast

Whenever you go Beast Mode in your sidechick

Man I went full Side Beast last night. Shit was crazy.