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The awesome trifecta of eating some food, beating off, and then night night.
Larry didn’t want to spend Thanksgiving with his family. Instead he chose to eat beat sleep.
The perfect day - eat some food, rub one out, night night.
My brother does nothing but hang out at home and eat beat sleep. He didn’t even go to Thanksgiving.
When a women(preferably 400-700 pounds in weight to ensure size) shoves a moby huge up her anus several times to open the bag up. The man or women then proceeds to climb in the ass and then fully close the anus around them creating a safe sleeping bag for naps, sleep and even hibernation.
“Oh yeah man I fell great I meet some whore who let me do a South Carolina Sleeping Bag
A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.
I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. 😏
To hit the bed, hit da hay! In other words SLEEP
Say less wag, ima go beat o’ sleep o’ then safe
Someone who pours all their energy into sleeping so even though they went to bed early it looks like they go to bed late when they wake up.
I energy sleeping is the best way to act like you went to bed late.late.
The process of putting both nuts on a girls face, the right ball on the right eye and the left ball on the left eye, during sexual intercourse, causing said biddy to not see a thing but ur wrinkly ballsack. For the position to work properly, the girl must lick the man’s anus whilst he masturbates, causing him to eventually bust a fat load.
“Bro, shawty really a freak.”
“Deadass?”
“Hell yea bro! I even hit her with the sleeping beauty. A nigga really busted in her hair, shit was a movie my guy”