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According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
A sleeping doxy is just a mega thot. Sleeping Doxies will find as many men to fuck in one night, like a normal thot. They do this because they want these men to impregnate them, thus making the men pay child support.
Guy 1: Yo bro
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.
Unintentionally spending money (eg buying things or online shopping) while asleep.
Long story short, I accidentally dropped $1.6k on an Amiri shirt while sleep-ballin last night..
The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.
Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".
Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.
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Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!
When you are slowly dying but god doesn’t want you to die yet so then he wakes you up.
God stop waking me up from my sleep and let me die