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A man who is white.
To the liberal, a white man is useful for only one thing: Paying taxes to support everyone else.
To the liberal, a white man is the source of all racism, sexism, and religious trouble.
No white man with any sense would ever vote for a liberal. Liberals offer no entitlements for white men.
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A somewhat old-fashioned term for a desirable woman recognized by her preference for, and skillful handling of, men's company. Originating in the days when men and women weren't really supposed to socialize, this refers to the kind of woman that macho guys actually like bringing along on their adventures. Her style can be anywhere from tomboyish to classy, but the point is, that not only prefers, but understands men, and they respect her for it.
"I called to Naluna to run but she laughed and drew a dagger--she was a man's woman, that girl!" - Robert E. Howard, "The Voice of El-Lil"
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When a mate pulls through with some unexpected success or surprises you.
When a mate tells you about scoring a hot bird that you both know is way above your mates batting average - respond with; You are the man!
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When you mate scores some weed at very short notice - respond with; You are the man!
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When it's somebody's turn to buy a round at the bar and they upgrade to shots instead of pots of Carlton draft - respond with; You are a rich mother-fucker, but you would still be 'The Man'
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Slightly salty gentleman's relish produced from warm curdled clam juice. Often used as a skin cleanser, hair tonic or for decorative purposes (necklace, nose, chin, ear, inner-thigh, armpit, between the toes and other less accessible parts of the anatomy)
"Open wide!" moaned Dennis. And with that, he shot his man jam right down my throat.
- From the Autobiography Of Baroness Margaret Thatcher
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The place to go to experience the end of a once budding counterculture. Burning Man is now (2010) a mere looking-glass reflection: a kind of mirror image of a once great Wonderland of creativity, inspiration, construction, destruction, and random acts of silliness among other wild things.
Sadly enough, Alice was long ago murdered and replaced by a not-so-sweet smelling character named, Crimson Rose. In fact, the entire character list of the original Wonderland was gagged, beaten then tossed into San Francisco Bay by a faceless, soulless corporate entity known as the LLC, or BMorg, or more accurately; The Borg.
In typical Borg fashion, the once thriving counterculture of Burning Man was assimilated into the Borg's vision of the ways things should be: A particularly foul tasting shit-sandwich filled of rules and restrictions over individual expression, among other distasteful side dishes covered in special Borg shit-sauce.
And the citizens of Black Rock City cried out: "We'll take second helpings of all your shit, oh Borg!". And the Borg was pleased.
Daughter: Mommy, did anyone say 'stop' to the Borg while it was killing Burning Man?
Mother: Yes, Dear. Some people did, but they were silenced.
Daughter: I don't like this place, Mommy.
Mother: Shut up or Daddy won't get a DPW T-shirt this year, Dear.
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1. A man that sings the type of music called scat
2. A man who likes scat or shit in his mouth.
IM A SCAT MAN...
Girl... i dont roll like that
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thats it, you wanna do the man dance? the first dance is yours
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