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To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.
When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.
when someone messages you despite being asleep
Person 1: "I thought you were asleep"
Person 2: "I am, I'm sleep texting"
Texting while noodle grooving
Damn look at that noodle texter.....
What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....
Text-perving is the act of looking at somebody's text while they are texting somebody else. Usually frowned upon by society because of a presumed 'breach of privacy'.
Despite that, this act is very helpful in day to day life, social problems and so forth.
how did you know i was going to plan that kidnap?
i was text-perving you..
stop text-perving me!
Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.
Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)
*5 seconds later*
"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"
"You're grounded, young man!"
"text rejected"
When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.
usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.
guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!
guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?
guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.
*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!