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When a man convinces a drunk woman to go home with him from the bar, drives her to a random house for sale down the road, takes her inside and cuffs her wrists behind her to her ankles in a bedroom closet. He pours a beer over her then he receives intense slobbery oral sex from the woman then treats her to a creamy surprise dessert filling her mouth to complete the meal. He then uncuffs her and runs out of the house disappearing into the night as she falls asleep in the closet.
Jessie: Girl, i was so wasted last night! I woke up in a random house for sale in the closet and all i can taste is sea salt and my jaw hurts. What did i drink last night?
Janice: Oh my gosh! You seriously don’t remember that guy Chad atvthe bar taking you home with him? He must’ve gave you a Willy’s shrimp shack!
When you give a wet willy, but you use your ass sweat to provide the moisture
Cathy, how was your summer?
Absolutely terrible, my uncle gave me a shet willy
Ewwwwww
When a man ejaculates in your ear and sponges it out using his man hair.
Last night was amazing, he even gave me a fuzzy willie. man hair
a piece of dried semun that falls off the tip of your penis
steve: "hey joe, what's this all over your bed?"
joe: "eh, just some willy crums left over from last night"
this day is where you go to someones house and call them a bum willy
Adam: your such a bum willy
Jasmine: HEY! why are you in my house?
Adam: oh its bum willy day :)
When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.
Dude, I gave her an armpit willy yesterday. She shrieked and then laughed.