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When your hoe of a friend jumps from fandom to fandom after a week of stanning them, they are considered a nipple jumper.
One Week Ago:
Hoe of a Friend - "I love The 100 so much, let's just talk about how it's the greatest fandom EVER!
Next Week:
Hoe of a Friend - "God damn it! The 100 is so fucking lame, this is why I only like Super Girl!"
Me - "Fuck you, god damn cunt. You NIPPLE JUMPER!"
When a girl’s areola are abnormally large in size
Ashlee was drunk and horny one night and her Tarzan nipples pop out of her shirt, and everyone jumped out the window to escape the view.
A Nipple Piddie is...
a.) someone who has nipples
b.) someone who is very annoying
"Oh yea Bobby, he is such a Nipple Piddie."
When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.
The area around a woman's nipple ;
areola
Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.
Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.
Also know as, nipple stand
Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.
Lightly tapping a girls nipple repeatedly, making her sing like a British song bird
Damn Johnny listen to this whore sing, while she takes this nipple tickering.