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Weed Fart

A nickname for a very "ill-timed" plug.

A nickname for a plug with the worst timing EVER.

"Bro, he told me to pull-up but I've been sitting here for two hours!"

"Yeah bro, he a Weed Fart"

by beasliebeats March 9, 2022


Ambient Weed Index

Ambient Weed Index (AWI) is a scaled value between 0 and 10 associated with the level of marijuana smoke detected by the observer. A zero AWI would indicate no marijuana smoke and a 10 AWI would be reported from inside a small space such as the dressing room at a concert or inside of a parked car. It should be reported along with location and wind direction.

Yo, on my way to Shazam’s party the other night the Ambient Weed Index (AWI) was spikin’ toward 10. And I was still a block away!! I hope somebody warned the neighbors downwind.

Spiff Spiffler here with KLAM weather out of Shreveport. There are reports of a large cloud with an AWI (Ambient Weed Index) of 7.5 moving south/southwest from the fairgrounds toward Monroe Township. If you’re in that area, best to stay inside until the Kanye concert is over. Or maybe hang around outside. You’re call.

by Beachinwesty December 24, 2023


german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 14, 2017


weed eat

getting high and licking someone's butthole.

Last Friday, I ate a bunch of brownies and found myself weed eating my girlfriend.

by Tawny Timberlake September 1, 2017


Dick Weed

A person who has fungi growing on penis.

My boyfriend has dick weed.

by kurtisascholar November 24, 2016


Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower March 2, 2016


Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 December 1, 2018