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A huge larger that life turd produced by a huge larger than life size man or by an average sized man but took him hours of work to get it out.
It is called a dude turd because when you see it you exclam about the one who made it dude!
A big man's been in here look at that dude turd. And he frogot to flush.
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An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations
"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"
When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
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you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower
That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.
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A white girl or woman projecting contentment, happiness or even smug self-satisfaction with her life choices, despite the nagging fear that hooking up with Tyrone, resulting in her having an Amerimutt mixed raced child was not in her best interest. Never-the-less she continues with the facade, with smiles and even perhaps marriage, while she watches her girlfriends land high status white men and produce fair skinned, flowing haired children with higher IQs.
Did you here what happened to Jen? No. She got knocked up....by a guy named....Tyrone! Can you believe it? No way. She had everything in college. Yeah..they are getting married to, I heard. You do know 50% of all marriages end in divorce right? I know, I know. LOL. She better polish that turd until it shines because there ain't much hope for landing another guy if they divorce. Polishing a Turd! *laughter*. I never heard that one before. *more laughter* Another one for the dust bin huh? It sure looks that way. LOL LOL LOL.....So what are you going to order for lunch? A white guy with a job!! *raucous laughter*. OMG...you're so bad, I mean really. Poor Jen. *more laughter*
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A Turd Ferguson is anyone that repeatedly fails at things.
The ball bounced off the wall and hit him in the face! He is such a Turd Ferguson
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Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.
Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?
Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?