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turtle

Best animal ever

My favourite animal , turtle the best animal alive

by Turtle Storm April 28, 2017


Turtle

That's a tortise.

Turtle! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Turtleurtleurtleurtle -- That's a tortise

by dafyomeme November 16, 2020


turtle

I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell

'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"

by HipsterDFilms March 21, 2018


Turtle

A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.

Turtle is really chill

by Turle will back me up January 29, 2016


turtles

The best animal

world has turtles

by we like fortnite? March 5, 2020


Turtle

Turtles are animals who carries multiple diseases from eating plastic straws. And they are very homophobic, racist and sexist. They should be removed for raping menn.

That turtle is not cool.

by Herman Hydle March 10, 2022


Turtle

A "turtle" (ie TURD-le) is what you call someone who is a little turd (or little shit). It is used when you don't want them to know that that's what you actually think of them.
Turtles are usually young males who think they're better than everyone else, they often call themselves "alpha males" but they're actually not, they're little shits or turtles.
Often the fathers of turtles will excuse the poor behaviour of their sons by proudly saying "Oh don't mind him, he's just an Alpha male."

Josh? You're such a turtle!

by Turtle dominator! February 4, 2020