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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017


Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024


Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023


waffle pancake spicehead lemons

A beautiful tasting lemon that tastes like a waffle pancake spicehead (paprika, usually)

Waffle pancake spicehead lemons taste so good yum

by Spicy_Lemons July 17, 2021


Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!

Man, that waffle was good, bro!

by jackanator38 July 3, 2018


Waffles

Better than pancakes

Waffles are better, fuck you retz

by FuckYouRetz June 28, 2023


Waffle

Euphemism for a females genitalia

That’s a soggy waffle

by Darf Lunger June 11, 2022