Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

Lay Wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Duffer: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Colleen so wants me, dude.

dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.

- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.

wood knocking

An action of hard rubbing to keep your wood empty and fulfilled

Man1: mate why couldn’t you call last night
Man2: sorry mate I was wood knocking

colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league

hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?

Y'all go to the woods

When he be eaten the bitch out and he looks up and says "y'all go to the woods?"

Y'all go to the woods?