Egg child

Egg child is not an ordinary egg it is a special golden egg. There is only one egg child. It is a special extremely intelligent being.

Egg mom loves her egg child.

Small angry child

Small child named Aaden who is always angry for no fucking reason

Small angry child: fuck you!
Hazel: why are you such a brat?!
Small angry child: because I’m small angry child!

wendy child

a child in a play group (pre-nursery).

There are ten wendy children in the school.

1👍 4👎

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*