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Text messaging an ex ad nauseum during a night of heavy drinking and finding out what you said in the morning when you scroll through your messages.
Every time I get loaded, I send text messages to my ex in an attempt to entice him or to get an invite for a booty call. I always regret it in the morning, but cannot seem to stop myself, thereby d-railing any progress I have made to separate myself from the relationship.
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Apparently an increasingly popular hip-hop culture inspired nickname for a man named Derek, created by pronouncing the first syllable with a long e instead of the schwa e. A play on words relating to the act of "wrecking" when mixing vinyl, also called a "trainwreck."
That DJ had the mix tight for a while but then all of the sudden he pulled a D-wreck.l
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Short for douche-bag. Usually gets more of a rise out of people
Dude, your being a total d-bag...
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Going to the toilet for a number two, taking a shit or having a pooh.
Described thus as the Mcdonald's(Mickey D) patties resemble an aesthetically pleasing turd.
I'm off for a Mickey D
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passing out at a bar on a chick with at least "d" cups because you cant hold your head up anymore
David: dam im tore up, can i take a D stand until i wake up?
Tracey: yeah thats fine, take your time boo
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Orginating in Edmonton‚ Alberta, Canada. LP´d stands for Loser Pissed. Meaning you are more than drunk/pissed‚ you are LP´d
Haha you were so LP´d lastnight!
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