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Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 12, 2016


Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 19, 2020


Apple crunchy top

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P

Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)

by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009


querida's apple bottom

tempting. sexy. cute.

Baby wants a bite out of querida's apple bottom.

by querida's baby July 4, 2018


smile apple-itis

this a "disease" when you find anything funny for no reason and cant stop laughing. this could also be used when you get hurt and laugh hysterically to the point where people dont know if your crying or laughing.

becky- "do you know the answer to number 2"

susan - * laughs hysterically
becky - " um that wasnt a joke, are you okay?"
susan - "i think i have a small case of smile apple-itis hahaha"

laughing for no apparent reason

by bigdumper101 July 10, 2017


Apple-App-tic

A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.

iFan was Apple-App-Tic over the latest android feature built into the rumoured iPhone.

by ciekee October 21, 2013


Apple DeBonk DeBonk

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is a musical can opener. This is great if you want to listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony, while opening your tomato sauce or your Sam's Club order of pickles in a jar.

Hey, can I use your Apple DeBonk DeBonk to open my pickle jar?

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.

After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?

by Cracko298 March 21, 2022