Random
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Random
Something that is easily accessible and considered plentiful and/or a great deal.
“Oh dude, check out this Jeffrey Dahmer Kush for only $30… That’s fucking candy.”
Candy's the type of girl you want to spend your life with. She will be there by your side no matter what. Candy is one of the best girls you will ever meet she is the only one that will stay by your side. Candy has lots of friends she is loyal to a lot of people she is only there for one. If you need help from Candy she will always be there no matter what.
Guy 1: Hey who's that girl over there
Guy 2:Oh that's candy she is super cool
Guy 3:Yeah I noticed she helps a lot of her friends
Guy 2:She is super too fun to hang out with
Guy 1: I want to meet her
Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.
Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?
Candy is a slang acronym meaning Circumcised Anal Nutty Dick Yosemite.
The meaning of 'Candy' is a circumcised dick covered in pure man ejaculation from anal sexual intercourse weather it be hetero or homo, then afterward of a cream-pie, a large explosion of fecal matter erupt into the partner preforming the sexual acts.
I did my wife so hard that it ended in a large candy!
Sugary shit, like holy shit its really sugary
John: yo want some candy?
Erik: yo im your dentist