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The biggest dick known to man, bigger than a black dick. Ranging anywhere from 12-21in fully erect.
"Sitting Bull destroyed my pussy yesterday! He must have a Native American dick!"
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The politically correct reference of "Black Friday"- the shopping day following Thanksgiving.
I woke up at 3:00am on African-American Friday to go Christmas shopping.
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The biggest war since the big one. With two tours involving boomerang shrapnel and kangaroos wired with explosives. Lots of people have not heard about it.
Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!
Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!
Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!
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when you're so american that you eat a one pound burger in 5 minutes
i Eat Like An American every night
The withdrawal symptoms experienced by an American Idol fan after a season has ended. Usually accompanied by trying to find a fix from watching other Competition / Talent shows.
Guy 1: Man, Crag has been acting strung-out since Season 9 ended. So he's trying to ease the pain by watching Dancing with the Stars.
Guy 2: Hmm, Classic case of American Idol withdrawal.
I wasted 14 years of my life in the american school system
A sex position, typically for a foursome, in which two women face each other, both in doggy style position, while the males enter the females and simultaneously reach their arms forward to create a house-like structural outline.
"Damn, last night was killer! Jared and I invited Jackie and Allisa over for wine and cheese, and we got so drunk that we wound up makin' an American Eiffel Tower! Shit was lit!"