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when an overly gay man named Jordan dresses retarded to go out with his BFFL (his only friend) and get shit on by older white males.
Jordan is a hot mess. He had an anal blowout last night....and liked it.
That old white man sure did BLAST Jordan's face with his anal blowout!
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The anal crumpet is an individual whose morals have collapsed into the rectum and much like hemorrhoids, they are painful to be around. This is an individual who is despicable and irrefutably nasty and has a history of being a player or attempting to be a player. The anal crumpet has no morals or is morally ambiguous, making them extremely unattractive or otherwise creepy.
A crumpet is a type of unsweetened bread usually served with tea. It is also often used in British slang to describe a woman who is sexually attractive. An anal crumpet is the exact opposite of the latter.
"My ex-husband cheated on me and lied about it! What an anal crumpet!"
"I just got hit on by this really creepy guy.
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having a big nob shuved into ur ass
having sex with king kong would be being anal beasting
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Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency plus mayonnaise. The mayonnaise is a must!!
she sucked my dick after we had anal sex and she said she loved the taste of anal colada and wants some more!! omg i love you!
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When you pour hot candlewax down another man's spread anus
Boy 1: did you see Dave's burnt anus
Boy 2: yah I anal waxed him
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where one may put any flavor of cake on their penis ( erected cock ) and insert it into a women/mans ass-hole, while a third part begins to lick the caked penis while it is still lodged in the anal cavity.
like a three some, but with a twist of " Cake anal" to it.
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A strong sexual desire to be anal penetrated.
It is common for a bottom to be anal horny.
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