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A granola-bar is used to make friendships with any and all C2s. Just make sure you keep bringing granola bars with you (as many as you can), and don't think that fruit-snacks can be used as a permanent substitute.
C2: Now, I brought you all here because you have been giving me fruit snacks instead of granola-bars.
Persons 5, 6 and 8: We thought that fruitsnacks were ok to be used.
C2: NO! Now, you better all have granola-bars
Persons 5, 6 and 8:
What the true meaning of friendship.
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2: Granola bar
Other C2: Granola bar
C2:
You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.
I was so hot and hungry after work, I was craving a Wisconsin Protein Bar.
Some people call it a “freestyle” for some reason.
Yo spit some right now bars on this beat.
You poop in a bag freeze it and use the frozen turd for a sex you with your partner.
Jason she asked for the downriver Klondike bar last night.
Coffee bar- the shit you take after having outrageous butt sex and now you can’t stop shitting. Kinda like the huge shit you take after drinking lots of coffee.
Met up with Mark last night, when I was done with him he let out coffee bar’s all morning.
Shitty ass nightclub in Morristown, New Jersey. Although the venue itself is set up nicely, the people are anything but pleasant. The majority of the crowd is made up of rich white trash college kids that are looking for drama. If you’re a dude who wants to get action at Iron Bar, you better be white and nicely dressed to fit the status quo or be affiliated with a nationality/ethnicity known for having big dicks (take note that most of the chicks have below average intelligence levels and will probably go for one particular kind of guy). If you’re a girl, be ready to get creeped on since most of the chicks there are too stupid to properly interact with any of the decent guys (sorry not sorry). The bartenders vary but a handful are rude to the point they don’t deserve to be tipped. But most of all the music choice is an endless matrix of garbage edm tunes that no one would ever imagine hearing at a proper music festival. The only possibility of having an actual good time at this establishment is if you drink enough booze to blackout at which point the bouncers will angrily escort you out of the place and leave you to rot on the streets. May God have mercy upon the poor souls that are looking to find friends or fall in love at this dump because it most likely won’t happen!
“Bro I lost my hearing again cuz I went to Iron Bar and the speakers were blasting right by me…”