Bear

Derived from the relatively unknown language of LullaBar.
The "Bear" can be used as a scare tactic or just to simply state the presence of a tame, but wild animal.

"Hey Jim, do you see a Bear (BAR) over there?" You mean the Bear (BAR) in that Car?" "Ya! He is holding a jar!"

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teddy bear

The act of cutting a hole in a stuffed animal as replacement for sex.

I couldn't get laid last night, so I had to teddy bear it.

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Bear-Awesome

Derived from awesome, a word meaning that something is awe-inspiring. The term defines the kind of awe as the same you'd feel when confronted with a large, freaking bear!

"This dip is bear-awesome!"

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dirty bear

The act of having an orgy with very hairy, gay men. The process includes defecating anywhere in the room and having intercourse in the pile of shit.

"I had a dirty bear with my frat bros last night!"

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Honey Bear

Term of endearment used by well jelled Sales Rep in the act of trying calm steaming spouse after being dragged out of strip club by his own father. Noun

Honey bear, she's just a stripper who's trying to pay for school.

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drop bear

A really old Australian prank. Aussies will tell to gullible foreigners and tourist to beware of "drop bears" that lurk in the treetops and drop down onto its victims face and gouge their eyeball. They then tell them that you can deter attacks with stupid remedies suck as putting forks in your hair and smearing spreads behind your ear and making them look like idiots.

Australian: "You shouldn't camp there...theres drop bears"
Hot Swedish Blonde Tourists: "Drop Bears?"
Australian 2: "Yeah they're like a bigger and meaner koala bears that drop onto your face and..."
Hot Swedish Blonde Tourist: "Oh yeah sure....drop bears"
*Bundy Rum Polar bear drops from tree onto tents causing hot swedish blonde tourists to run to safety into the ausie camp*
*Australian guy gives thumbs up to Bundy*

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grizzly bear

A woman gets pleasure from tearing lumps of flesh from a mans back during sex.

when i first met my flat mates i was wearing nothing but a devet and was covered in scratches from a grizzly bear

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